Aa-ooga, aa-ooga! Solar blast will hit earth. Friday Terror! Solar blast expected to hit Earth at 3PM EST!!! Cell-phones, satellites, pagers and electrical grids may be disrupted!!! Could last 12-18 hours!!! Space martians land!!! Bad Friday Traffic!!! ACK!!!! *zap*

Congress slaps down Bush on Cuba The United States Senate has voted in favour of lifting a 40-year-old ban on Americans travelling to Cuba. In a major rebuff to President George W Bush, Senators voted 59 to 36 to bar…

Bwa ha ha Jesus actor struck by lightningActor Jim Caviezel has been struck by lightning while playing Jesus in Mel Gibson’s controversial film The Passion Of Christ. It was the second time Michelini had been hit by lightning during the…

Where do they find these white trash generals? Jeez, first we get a right wing loony General who says, referring to Islam, “My God is bigger than your idol” –now this A Senate panel approved yesterday the controversial promotion of an…

Rumsfeld, as usual, blames everyone but self U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is asking whether the country is doing enough to win the war on terrorism, citing “mixed results” in the fight against al-Qaida. Mr. Rumsfeld made the remarks in a…

Europe slaps Microsoft again Dealing yet another blow to Microsoft, the European Commission has offered an extensive road map to guide governments toward open-source software and away from proprietary technology. This is more than a slap. If the EU leaves…

General = toast Bush says he disagrees with General Boykin’s remarks on religion And in a related story Lieberman compares Boykin comments on Muslims to bin Laden’s on Christians and Jews Democratic presidential candidate Joe Lieberman said a top Army…