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Destroying missiles would be to…

Destroying missiles would be to ‘sign death warrant’, says Iraq “An increasingly cornered Iraq complained yesterday it might be signing its own death warrant if it obeyed a United Nations order to destroy dozens of missiles at the moment the…

Never have, never will

Never have, never will Michael Jackson. Britney. Joe Millionaire. All the Survivors shows. Reality TV. J Lo. You’ve never seen a peep of coverage about them in PoliZeros. And you never will.

L. A City Council opposes…

L. A City Council opposes unilateral war In Iraq!!! “Elected leaders of the nation’s second-largest city on Friday approved a resolution opposing a unilateral war against Iraq and urging the Bush administration to exhaust all diplomatic options before committing military forces.…

The evildoers amongst us

The evildoers amongst us A friend rants: “I am FOR the war on Africanized killer bees. They are a clear and present danger to our Californian way of life. I won’t live in a world where I can’t go picnicking,…

Dirty thoughts could lead to…

Dirty thoughts could lead to cleaner clothes Dave Barry ponders: “I have here a shocking letter from a person named ”Julia,” who openly admits to being a woman. It concerns laundry. As you men know, laundry is a key area…