The evildoers amongst us

The evildoers amongst us

A friend rants:

“I am FOR the war on Africanized killer bees. They are a clear and present danger to our Californian way of life. I won’t live in a world where I can’t go picnicking, or where I have to duct tape my windows to keep the bees out. We must kill them before they sting us. And I strongly support the racial profiling of all bees, even if that means detaining the benevolent Bolivian honey bees and putting them in concentration hives. Better safe than sorry. There are sleeper cells among us. Some were in my attic and one stung me on the ass.

There. I said it. Somebody had to.”

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