Secret transcript of Bush-Obama meeting
Bob Morris @ Sep 25th 2008 00:30 - Category: Unfiled
Bush: So Osama, or whatever your name is, we’re here to talk about important things.
Obama: It’s “Obama”, not “Osama.” But, yes, the country needs leadership and a plan to end the financial crisis now.
Bush: Heh, heh. Well, that wasn’t quite what I meant. So, tell me… how do you feel about pardons?
Obama: Do you mean you want to say “pardon me,” then apologize for calling me Osama?
Bush: No. I’m the Decider. We don’t apologize.
Obama: That’s only works if you’re never wrong. So then, what do you want?
Bush: Um, blanket immunity and a pardon for any crimes I might have committed but didn’t.
Obama: That statement makes no sense. If you didn’t do them, then you don’t need a pardon.
Bush: Well, just on the off chance that maybe I did something someone might think was indictable, then I’d like a pardon from you once you become president.
Obama: Why should I do that?
Bush: Um…
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paradoctor on 25 Sep 2008 at 11:11 pm #
It’s “It’s Obama, not Osama”, not “It’s Osama, not Obama”.
Bob Morris on 26 Sep 2008 at 8:18 am #
Frankly, I blame a secret Republican malware attack for changing what I typed. Either that or it was a truly blundering typo on my part.