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How to blow up your company


1) Launch a startup that does something disrupty.
 
2) Boast about how you will smite the competition. Attempt to bulldoze them. Be astonished when they fight back, wallpapering you with lawsuits.
 
3) Raise billions of dollars and blow through it, losing money in a spectacular manner. You are disrupty and have no need to pay attention to outmoded concepts like making a profit.
 
4) Treat female employees as less than equals, sex toys for the dudebros.
 
5) Foster a corporate culture where top management prides itself on being belligerent assholes.
 
6) Lie constantly about most everything until no one can believe a word you say.
 
7) Be astonished when it all blows up in your face.
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