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The fiendish Women’s March pink hat conspiracy


Reading conservatives hunting for the gigantic conspiracy they just know must be behind the Women’s March is comical. Hey buttercups, take off your tinfoil hats. It really was spontaneous and viral. And no one was in charge.

But if you want to continue thinking Soros et al were behind it, then please, just keep doing it. That way you’ll never see the next protest coming until it happens.

I’ve actually seen some dimbulbs say it must be a conspiracy because where did all those pink hats magically come from? Here’s a clue, it’s called “knitting.”

PS My wife knitted at least two, and still NO CHECK from Soros.

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