BREAKING: Clinton and Obama secret conversation at D.C. party!

(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

This snippet was overheard:

Clinton: What will your daughters be doing this summer?
Obama: They will be volunteering for charitable organizations.

According to renowned FoxNews cryptologist Sally Brittleblonde, this conversation decodes as:
Clinton: It is time to seize all the guns and then crush the Bernies.
Obama. It will be done. Hail Satan and Stalin!

(Brittleblonde was later heard cackling with laughter, giggling that “Democrats who don’t like Hillary are going to repost this!”)

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