Family Research Council guard shot by intruder

Folks, can we just put down the freaking guns, ok? A guard at the Family Research Council shot an intruder who pulled a gun on him. Yes, FRC is vilely anti-gay but they deserve to be able to work without fear of yet another lone gunman shooting up the place just like the rest of us do too.

“The security guard here is a hero, as far as I’m concerned,” [DC Police Chief]Lanier said. “He did his job. The person never made it past the front.”

Sources told Fox New that after guard took away his gun, the suspect said, “Don’t shoot me, it was not about you, it was what this place stands for.”

Because of course shooting someone will quiet the voices in your head and solve whatever political problems vex you.