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- America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1
- Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
- Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
- Liberal: A person who should be rounded up and shot but not really.
- Marxism: A political and economic philosophy developed by Karl Marx and promulgated by Paul Krugman.
- Organic: Eaten by lesbians.
- Taxes: Levies imposed by the government that raise more revenue the lower they are.