In the aftermath of the huge ratings that the bin Laden execution has received, Fox News and the Pentagon have announced plans for a real-time assassination reality show. “Now everyone can watch evildoers getting killed as it happens and not just the White House. Cameras on the helmets of the executioners will beam the righteous slaughter to our new pay-per-view Internet site for all to see,” said a spokesperson.
(And you aren’t sure if this is satire or real, right? Precisely…)