Nanny state alert! Bumper cars not allowed to bump

Three British amusement parks have banned bumper car riders from bumping into each other. Instead, riders must drive sedately around in circles being careful not to jar another car. Wow, sounds like fun, doesn’t it?

We look forward to them lowering the speed on roller coasters to 2 mph and requiring riders to be wrapped in bubble wrap and foam cushioning, all in hopes of protecting us even further from the perils of enjoying ourselves.

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