Woman plans to marry corporation to honor corporate personhood

Broward-Palm Beach New Times ponders, will she marry Burger King?

One year ago on January 21, 2010, the Supreme Court of the United States reaffirmed that corporations have the same constitutional rights as people (Citizens United v FEC). In commemoration of that decision there will commence a national search for the ideal corporate groom for a mere mortal, Ms. Sarah “echo” Steiner. Ms. Steiner has made it clear that she intends to take the Supreme Court at its word and honor her marriage when she finds a suitable candidate.

Members of the press are cordially invited to join the Bride as she formally announces her intention to seek a corporate partner and to unite one heart and one corporate charter in love forever (or not).

Members of the Green Party and Progressive Democrats of America will be in attendance to give away the blushing bride, who has a Facebook Page celebrating the upcoming event.

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