Blogger asks White House if they know what hippie-punching is

Susie Madrak

I just got off a White House conference call in which I asked David Axelrod if he ever heard of the term “hippie punching”.


“Are you there?”

“Yeah, I heard you. Go on.”

Basically, after Axelrod told us how wonderful we were and how much they needed us to close the enthusiasm gap in this election, I called him on it. Like, yo Dave, here we are, liberal activists who give money and GOTV, and the White House needs to punch us in public so no one thinks they take us seriously?

And then he said, like, your feelings don’t really amount to a hill of beans in this crazy mixed-up world when we’re TRYING TO SAVE THE COUNTRY, and then I said excuse ME, we’re not talking about my feelings here, how am I supposed to motivate my readers when you treat them like the town ho?

Or words to that effect. I do it all for you, my beloved readers.

Folks, is it not abundantly clear by now that the Obama Administration does not and will not ever much care what liberals and progressives think?

Having said that, I applaud what Madrak said.

And as one who was a hippie, may I say that it is a popular misconception now that they never punched back. Not true. And it’s time we did so.

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