12 worst hot-weather pickup lines

As thoughtfully provided by Phoenix New Times, where they know what hot weather is.

My favorites

Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

By the way, it can get plenty humid in Arizona too. It’s currently monsoon season in Tucson (that’s what they call it), torrential thunderstorms and 100 degree heat. Roads in the area going through washes are clearly posted, saying don’t even think of driving through here when the road is flooded. (Because you may get washed away, the water can be moving very fast.)

4 Responses to 12 worst hot-weather pickup lines

  1. cheryl Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 7:14 am #

    But 100 is cool after 110-115 🙂 The hot days are bad but the hot nights are worse. Getting up and walking out into a blast furnace is no fun. As to vehicles in the washes – we have a stupid motorist law – anyone having to be saved after ignoring the signs or cones – gets to reimburse the cost of it. helicopters, firefighter time etc.

    • Bob Morris Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 7:26 am #

      I was 117 in Vegas recently when I was there. What many may not know is the American Southwest desert is the hottest in the world.

  2. DJ Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 8:59 am #

    Brace yourself, Bob: rain is coming to Cedar City this week. It’ll be humid and in the middle 90s.

    • Bob Morris Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 9:45 am #

      A perfect time for a long run!