12 worst hot-weather pickup lines

As thoughtfully provided by Phoenix New Times, where they know what hot weather is.

My favorites

Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

By the way, it can get plenty humid in Arizona too. It’s currently monsoon season in Tucson (that’s what they call it), torrential thunderstorms and 100 degree heat. Roads in the area going through washes are clearly posted, saying don’t even think of driving through here when the road is flooded. (Because you may get washed away, the water can be moving very fast.)


  1. But 100 is cool after 110-115 🙂 The hot days are bad but the hot nights are worse. Getting up and walking out into a blast furnace is no fun. As to vehicles in the washes – we have a stupid motorist law – anyone having to be saved after ignoring the signs or cones – gets to reimburse the cost of it. helicopters, firefighter time etc.

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