Underwear gnome politics and conspiracy theories

South Park took “failing to connect the dots” and made it economic theory:

Urban Dictionary definition of underwear gnome economics

A business model in which a company may have great offerings, but does not necessarily great profits due to a lack of strategy or how the business is run.

Outlined in an episode of South Park, where gnomes are stealing the town’s underwear. The gnome’s plan is to…
Step One: Collect underwear.
Step Three: Profit.

WebMD’s underwear gnome economics.
Step One: ‘Provide connectivity and a full suite of services to the healthcare industry that improve administrative efficiencies and clinical effectiveness enabling high-quality patient care.’
Step Two:
Step Three: Profit.

I call “Underwear Gnome Politics” on the 9-11 truthers.

Step One: There are things we don’t know about 9-11. Not everything makes complete sense.
Step Two: ???
Step Three: George Bush is responsible!