Please Fire Me details life in cubicle hell.

Among the written submissions:
Please fire me. The guy in the cube next to me has a liter bottle of Germ-X on his desk, but constantly coughs without covering his mouth.
Please fire me. We are still waiting on magical software that will solve our company’s money troubles.
Please fire me. We have just be told we can’t walk around in pairs, even if the job takes two or more people. We have to leave staggered, so people don’t see us walking together