Old farmers advice

Here’s a few. Read them all.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

Don’t pick a fight with an old man.. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

Live a good, honorable life.. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

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