Have yourself a merry little pagan Xmas

Pagans (chanting): Here’s the ivy, here’s the holly. Banish all your melancholy. Don’t want data or retrieval, boy it’s fun to be medieval. It’s the life everyone wants. We don’t need no renaissance. You can have your Reformation. We prefer inebriation. Drinking, eating, fornication. You can go to Sunday School. We are pagans. We love Yule.

From Prairie Home Companion