If bloggers ran the world, Chapter 437

Marc Cooper says, if bloggers ran the world, they would crowd out deeply important news like Helium Boy in the Balloon and replace it with boring stuff instead.

God knows what they would do. Maybe something totally trivial like doing two hours live on national TV following a random uninsured American as he or she tries to get treatment for severe stomach pain in an over-crowded urban ER. What a snooze that would be instead of newz.