New socialist menace

angry town hall

Angry Town Hall alerts us to the hideous peril of hidden socialism lurking behind those supposedly innocent red fire trucks. Hey, there’s a reason the trucks are red.

Our aim is that by 2011, all fire services will be provided and funded through private fire companies, including but not limited to: Blackwater (XE), Halliburton, Monsanto, Lockheed, and China.

Well, that solution is just a lit-tle bit too commie for me. I say we sell all the fire departments to Goldman Sachs who will then slice-and-dice them into bizarre financial instruments, and use the expected huge income stream to outsource fire department staffing to Third World countries. I mean, what could go wrong?