No surprise, alcohol and/or drugs may be involved

Man charged in penis ‘puppet’ incident. He stood over an air conditioner intake wearing only an unbuttoned flannel shirt and “was apparently manipulating” his penis with a string “like a puppet.” He was found to be in possession of methamphetamine (and a porno magazine). No, really?

A man broke into at least two Washington state homes, stripped naked,
and said he was looking for actress Jennifer Aniston. She lives in California, however. He was “allegedly drunk.”

A Pennsylvania man pleaded guilty to indecent exposure after he emerged naked from his home and challenged his neighbors to a karate fight. He had, just previously, “consumed alcohol.”

Man “good at drunk driving” arrested for DUI.

Seven-time DUI convict changes … to “flying while intoxicated.”