Stephen Colbert’s Doom Bunker

Something to make all you pessimism porn and disaster chic aficionados feel positively giddy. El Kañsas. A Werewolf Congress. Cars turning into decepticons. It could happen, you know. Be scared, be very scared.

However, something even more hideous lurks. Listen to the video to find out what the most horrific of all the perils is.