Applying the fine concept of carbon offsetting to other areas

Cheat Offsetting

When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere.

Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.

Perhaps warlords and rogue nations could also apply this ingenious concept to murder, torture, and pillaging and, for example, pay Switzerland to do none of them while they continue doing them.

Tip: Peak Energy