Green luxury homes torched

Fires gutted four multimillion-dollar model homes in a Seattle suburb on Monday, and authorities found a sign purportedly left by eco-terrorists that mocks claims that the homes were environmentally friendly.

“Built Green? Nope black!” said the spray-painted sign that bore the initials of the radical environmental group Earth Liberation Front.

Yeah, that’s right. Burn down homes that were deliberately built to be green and environmentally friendly. You say the homes might have polluted a creek? Well, what about all the runoff from the firefighting that’ll be flowing into the creek now because you torched the homes? That’ll be sure to help. And bring more people to your cause as well. Idiots.