Pope wants army of exorcists

satan in computer

The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

He wants numerous exorcists in each diocese too. Given the huge drop off in the numbers of priests, one wonders how this will be accomplished.

The Vatican is particularly concerned that young people are being exposed to the influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.

This sounds like a parody of a 50’s fundamentalist preacher at a tent revival.

The Agonist responds: “I smell a video game

The Pentagon is a five-sided building in the form of a pentagram, a symbol of witchcraft. Perhaps the exorcists could start there.