Month December 2004

Male fish growing eggs found in Potomac

The so-called intersex abnormality may be caused by pollutants from sewage plants, feedlots and factories that can interfere with animals’ hormone systems. The Religious Right will probably blame this on crumbling moral values instead.

An inventive new use for Google!

Web Worm Uses Google To Spread Virus.  …a web worm named Santy is utilizing Google to help it spread to web bulletin boards using the PHP scripting language.  The worm sends Google a specific search request, essentially asking for a…

Is Santa a commie?

Santa does indeed dress almost entirely in red and appears to engage in wealth redistribution across the planet, all of which would strongly imply he is at least a pinko, or would be if he had half a chance. However,…

Iraq war going badly for US and Dubya

The president warns that troop levels will not be cut next year and acknowledges that training of local forces has had mixed results. Getting drafty in here, isn’t it? Painting a far more sober picture of the situation in Iraq…