Month May 2004

Dept. of Silly Statements The president is, like Americans, concerned about rising gas prices,” White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said. He dismissed as “cheap political rhetoric” Democrats’ suggestions that high gas prices could damage the economy.

Dept. of War Crimes US helicopter fires on Iraq wedding party, 40 dead UN condemns Israel killing Palestinians in Gaza. Interestingly the US didn’t block the vote, choosing to abstain instead, a first I think, in a vote like this on…

Dept. of Crumbling Walls of Lies An obscure Army captain wrote the interrogation rules. The general in charge never saw them, even though his title appears on the document as the officer who must approve especially harsh techniques. Yet somehow…

Here’s a hint: Start by opposing the war Kerry: I’ll lure those who support Nader

This just in Secretary Rumsfeld briefs America’s freedom®-crusaders on kinder, gentler new guidelines for interrogating maybe-terrorist Islamiac trash