Month March 2003

He’s screwed up one war, now he wants to start two more “Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld accused Syria and Iran today of interfering with the American war effort in Iraq.” I tell ya, this guy is just out of…

U.S. forms own U.N. “Frustrated with the United Nations’ ‘consistent, blatant regard for the will of its 188 member nations,’ the U.S. announced Monday the formation of its own international governing body, the U.S.U.N.”

Theatre of the Absurd A press release from French’s Mustard loudly announces  “The only thing French about French’s Mustard is the name!”

What might happen if Iraq wins the war  

Kill for peace Blair and Bush admit that war in Iraq could last for months. “Tony Blair and George Bush braced the British and American public for a longer than expected war in Iraq yesterday amid growing concern that the…