Further proof why satire is becoming impossible to do

John Ashcroft appointed Ethics Chief for Blackwater.

Big surprise, Erik Prince of Blackwater was doing black ops for CIA

Vanity Fair

The truth about Prince may be orders of magnitude stranger than fiction. For the past six years, he appears to have led an astonishing double life. Publicly, he has served as Blackwater’s C.E.O. and chairman. Privately, and secretly, he has been doing the C.I.A.’s bidding, helping to craft, fund, and execute operations [...]

Blackwater becomes Xe

Following in the footsteps of Philip Morris who renamed themselves Altria because their reputation was lower than whale sh*t, Blackwater has decided to call themselves Xe, a name that reveals nothing yet somehow seems reliable and trustworthy, doesn’t it?