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Guardian to be published on Twitter

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China giant pandas in zoo turn out to be dyed brown bears

How can you do April Fools jokes when events are beyond satire?

April Fools jokes? Hah! Things are way too dire for that. Collapsing economies, criminals in high places, you know the whole enchilada way too well.

However, the Marxist International Liberation Front has been documenting hitherto unknown ties between our capitalist overlords, like that AIG is money-laundering for the Queen of England’s heroin smuggling. Whoops, [...]