Because really, what’s more important than paying exorbitant prices for a food-like substance with no apparent nutritional value? Of course, the hedge fund parasites that have deliberately destroyed Hostess while enriching themselves will sell rights to make Twinkies to someone else. So fear not junk food junkies, Twinkies will no doubt return (even if they may be made in China soon.) In the meantime, be sure to pay inflated prices for Twinkies on eBay.
isn’t capitalism glorious?