Fed says joblessness would be 7% with less consumer doubt

The Fed has a message to all you doubting losers out there who do not believe in the wonderfulness of their mission. Their shoveling hundreds of billions to the 1% has indeed helped you (even if it hasn’t done so yet) and will help even more if only you’d stop your sobbing. Y’all have a bad attitude and it’s time for you to accentuate the positive instead.