Here’s a theme song for the short-attention-spanned news consumers in your life. ‘The Headliner’, by The Demographic. This isn’t just aimed at the easy target FOX News watchers, either. No, no. This one goes out to all of you mass media consumers out there – MSNBC, CNN, internet, radio, newspapers, whatever. Aggregate your soundbites! Browse those headlines and pretend you’re well-informed on a subject! You’re too busy for the details, but you understand The Big Picture, right? So let your opinions flow! This ditty is a special dedication to all the guys ‘n’ gals out there who think they’re smart and right!