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Homeland Security uses drone against invader of US airspace

An unidentified intruder violated US airspace today, had not filed a flight plan, and refused to identify himself. DHS was forced to send unmanned drones to shot down the invader. Clear signs of socialist intent were found in the wreckage, with supposedly free toys for children. Authorities say he may have been looking for prostitutes, as he kept mentioning something about Ho’s.

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