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Republican-to-English dictionary

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  • America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1
  • Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
  • Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
  • Liberal: A person who should be rounded up and shot but not really.
  • Marxism: A political and economic philosophy developed by Karl Marx and promulgated by Paul Krugman.
  • Organic: Eaten by lesbians.
  • Taxes: Levies imposed by the government that raise more revenue the lower they are.
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