Murdoch gobsmacked that such horrid things went on

Rupert Murdoch just told Parliament that he is not ultimately responsible for “this fiasco” and instead projected blame to the people he “trusted and the people they trusted”.

They promise a speedy internal investigation to get to the bottom of this (but wait, aren’t they already at the bottom, as in lower than whale shit, or ‘the pond scum got up and moved away’) and oblivious to the obvious fact that police will be doing the investigation for them.