From RobinsFYI. Here’s a few.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
Blinking is overated. Besides, you might miss something.
Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”
I prefer T-shirts that say “Death before decaf.”
People get dizzy just watching you.
Sue says I never stop moving, not even in my sleep.