Dimbulbs of the Day Award

I was just so totally sure that a Gmail account was completely anonymous too

Bonnie Jean Hoxie and her boyfriend, 29-year old Yonni Sebbag tried to sell insider information on Disney earnings anonymously to hedge funds by sending them the following letter:

Hi, I have access to Disney’s (DIS) quarterly earnings report before its release on 05/03/10 [sic]. I am willing to share this information for a fee that we can determine later. I am sorry but I can’t disclose my identity for confidentiality reasons but we can correspond by email if you would like to discuss it. My email is I count on your discretion as you can count on mine. Thank you and I look forward to talking to you.

Multiple hedge funds apparently assumed the letter was either from a blithering idiot or a clumsy attempt by the government at entrapment – and immediately notified authorities.

The Dimbulb Duo have been charged with insider trading by the SEC.

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