From the always wonderful Blue Gal.
I can’t believe I live on the very same planet there are women waxing their crotches in order to have Swarovski crystals glued onto that very same area in a decorative manner. The “spa treatment” people promise the crystals last an entire five days.
First of all, the good Lord did not put me on this planet to replace my panties with fake diamond glue-on. All things in moderation, people.
And also. There’s a motherfutzing recession on, and that fifty dollars you’re spending to rhinestone your pussy could go to feed some Haitians.
Hey Blue Gal, perk up. At least one symbol of brainless excess coupled with too few brains vanished last week. The Hummer has been discontinued.