Comedy writer Andrea Wachner says about Palos Verdes High School:

When she received the invitation to attend her 10-year reunion, she said she would not have dreamed of going because she hated her years at the school, where BMW and Mercedes-Benz cars were prized possessions.

She claims that at school, fellow students’ drinking alcohol was a problem and eating disorders were common. She said academic competition was tight and the overall environment was “a pressure cooker.”

I went there. Agreed.

So, she sent a stripper in her place, and video’ed the whole thing while talking to the stripper through a hidden earpiece. Why didn’t I think of this?
Her blog.