Day October 20, 2007

The Fox News Employee Entrance Exam

In response to the sometimes quite funny conservative blast against the New York Times, “The New York Times’ Employee Entrance Exam,” we offer our “Fox News Employee Entrance Exam.” 1. Rumor has it the Arab in the next room will…

Burma generals terrified of panties

No, I am not making this up… Superstitious junta members believe that any contact with female undergarments – clean or dirty – will sap them of their power. “Not only are they brutal, but they are also very superstitious. They…

7000 lashes for being gay

And in what hellhole is this slow death by torture happening? An ally of the United States, that’s where. The reaction from the White House and Congress is, of course, crickets. Seems they only criticize countries who are not allies…

Leaking like a SIV

Prodded by Treasury Secretary, major banks along with PIMCO and Fidelity are planning to raise 80-100 billion for a Save-The-SIV superfund. SIV’s (Structured Investment Vehicles) are yet another of the exotic, highly leveraged Wall Street “investments” that have gone seriously…