From Librarian Avenger (I’ve linked to this before, but hey, this net classic is always worth mentioning)
Ok, sure. WeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve all got our little preconceived notions about who librarians are and what they do. Many people think of librarians as diminutive civil servants, scuttling about “Sssh-ing” people and stamping things. Well, think again buster.