Archive for July 22nd, 2005


Judge Roberts jokes

From ProRev



“President Bush said the job of the Supreme Court was extremely important because these are the people we choose to pick the next president of the United States.” – Jay Leno

“You realize he is only 50 years old. He could serve on the court for the next 40 years. So he could still be there when we pull out of Iraq.” – Jay Leno


“After all the media’s speculation about Edith this or Hispanic that, they picked a white guy. And not just any white guy, A really white guy. John Roberts? That’s the fake name that every underage kid busted with booze uses.” – Daily Show correspondent Ed Helms

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London subway shooting

A witness told the BBC the man had been pursued by plainclothes police officers who fired five shots at close range.


“I saw them offload five shots into the person on the floor,” an eyewitness, Mark Whitby, told BBC television. “I saw them kill a man.”


Mr. Whitby said the man was shot by the officers as he ran into the train from the station. “He looked out of place,” Mr. Whitby said, adding that the man was wearing a heavy winter coat in summer.


Was it a bomb?



Another passenger on the train, Anthony Larkin, told BBC News the man had been wearing a “bomb belt with wires coming out”.


“I’ve seen these police officers shouting, “Get down, get down!”, and I’ve seen this guy who appears to have a bomb belt and wires coming out.


Still, there are no official reports as to whether it actually was a bomb. Something I find odd, but maybe they’re just being close-mouthed about releasing info for the moment.


British Muslims fear police have ’shoot to kill’ policy



A Muslim Council spokesman said Muslims were “jumpy and nervous” and feared reprisal attacks.


“I have just had one phone call saying ‘What if I was carrying a rucksack?’,” said Inayat Bunglawala, referring to the rucksack bombs used in the London attacks.


“It’s vital the police give a statement about what occurred (at Stockwell) and explain why the man was shot dead,” Bunglawala said.


Update: “Sky Television News cited security sources as saying the man was not a bomber.”

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Translation: Give the Pentagon more money

Iraqi forces nowhere near being able to fight insurgency on their own, Senate told.


Assessment suggests US occupation has a long future.


Hey, I got an idea. The US leaves Iraq. End of insurgency. Bring the troops home now!

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This job better come with huge death benefits

NY commuters face random searches on subways.


“Hey pal, let’s see what’s in that bag your’re carrying.”


KA-BOOM.

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Senate Dems backstab liberal activists (again)

What happens when an army prepares for World War III — and ends up in a border skirmish?


That question looms for liberal groups that have been collecting millions of dollars and preparing for years for a scorched-earth battle over President Bush’s first Supreme Court nominee.


But now that Bush has chosen John G. Roberts Jr., a respected jurist with bipartisan ties in Washington’s legal establishment, Senate Democrats do not seem as eager to go to war.


“That’s because they’re small “r” republicans,” says Sue.


Indeed, MoveOn.org has conclusively shown that Roberts is a hard right anti-choice ideologue and the reaction of Senate Dems is to say goodness, let’s not actually fight his nomination or anything tacky like that. Are they gutless or simply multi-millionaire (most senators are) members of a privileged caste, protecting their own class interest by never seriously rocking the boat or challenging the system?


Liberal activist groups labor under the misconception that congressional Dems care a whit about them or their agenda.

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