Archive for April 29th, 2005


Satire?

Unborn baby ornament - US troop model


Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?


Show that you support the “culture of life” by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.


Available from Miss Poppy “Spend your true Christian dollars at Miss Poppy where even your money is saved.”


How could I make this up?


 


Here’s another headline I couldn’t make up…


Incoming cloud forces Bush into safe bunker

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Just like clockwork

Bush’s poll numbers are way down, so it’s time for new terror alerts.

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China moving pieces on the chessboard

CPC, KMT reportedly to end hostilities



The Communist Party of China (CPC) and the Kuomintang (KMT) Party, whose leader Lian Chan has just arrived in Beijing today in a historial visit, are reportedly to end decades of hostilities at a meeting between their leaders on Friday, Reuters reported.


China has been making major moves these past few weeks. They oppose Japan wanting to be a permanent member of the UN Security Council and have forced the Japanese P.M. to apologize for wartime agression. Plus the U.S. badly needs China to devalue their currency and not peg it to the dollar. These may be just the opening moves from a resurgent China.

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Pope ‘obstructed’ sex abuse inquiry

Confidential letter reveals Ratzinger ordered bishops to keep allegations secret.

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Chavez and oil

Telephone callers at Venezuela’s oil ministry are getting the low-down on the country’s oil strategy direct from President Hugo Chavez.


“What is the reason for the imperialist aggression against our country? Venezuela is the world’s top oil reserve and the world’s oil is running out,” the short, repeated recording of a recent Chavez speech tells phoners as their call is put on hold.

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Schwarzenegger praises ‘Minuteman’ campaign

Schwarzenegger says group’s patrols against illegal immigrants have been effective. One critic calls remarks ‘nothing short of base racism.’


Rather than attempt to revive his collapsing governorship, Arnold instead, attacks the powerless.

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