Unborn baby ornament – US troop model

Protect our troops – from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Show that you support the “culture of life” by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

Available from Miss Poppy “Spend your true Christian dollars at Miss Poppy where even your money is saved.”

How could I make this up?


Here’s another headline I couldn’t make up…

Incoming cloud forces Bush into safe bunker