Archive for July 6th, 2004


Edwards chosen as VP by…


Edwards chosen as VP by Kerry


 


NY Post gets Dimbulb of the Month Award!

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It’s official

It’s official


Army stage-managed fall of Hussein statue



It was a quick-thinking Army psychological operations team that made it appear to be a spontaneous Iraqi undertaking.


“Spontaneous” to Americans, maybe. In the movie, “Control Room”, an Al-Jazeera reporter watching the news feed said, why are all of them men about the same age, no women, and why did one just happen to have a 10 year old Iraqi flag in his pocket, and then - I am Iraqi, I was born and raised in Iraq, and they did not have Iraqi accents.

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Japan, we are awed

Japan, we are awed


Takeru Kobayashi won the Coney Island hot dog eating contest for the fourth time, gulping down, 53 1/2 hot dogs in 12 minutes.


He weights 132 lbs.


That’s one hot dog every 13.5 seconds for 12 minutes.


Let’s assume the 2 oz. Nathan’s hot dogs are used, and that the rolls (yes, they eat rolls too) are also 2 oz. So, 4 oz. x 53 1/2 = 13.5 pounds of food.


He ate 10% of his body weight in twelve minutes.

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Greens drinking the Kool-Aid?

Greens drinking the Kool-Aid?


Reader David Raffin from Vision-nary responds to CounterPunch saying “David Cobb is the Jim Jones of the Green Party. Form a line and pass the Kool-Aid.”


(The following descriptions of Green decision-making process are, um, not particularly outlandish…)



“Form a line and pass the Kool-Aid” is obviously anti-green propaganda.


The Green Party would never participate in this kind of hierarchical suicide. No line will be formed and no order to drink Kool-Aid will be explicit. Instead, a circle will be formed and people will introduce themselves. A motion to drink poisoned Kool-Aid will be considered. Much arguing will take place, much of it over flavor choice. The meeting will end 3 hours later with no progress on the Kool-Aid question; no consensus… It will be taken up at the next meeting. And the next. And the next.


Then people will move on for a few meetings.


But the issue of drinking poisoned Kool-Aid will not rest- especially because of the vocal efforts of its more ardent supporters. It will come up again and again.


Finally, a settlement to the issue will be worked out– and people will be able to choose between several flavors.


The poisoned Kool-Aid will be drunk at the very next meeting. After the minutes of the last meeting are consensed upon.


That vocal minority who were against drinking poisoned Kool-Aid, those who stuck it out the whole fight, will drink it to show their solidarity with the overall cause; in the name of unity and building the greater movement.


Onward! Things can only get better. Cheers.


Let’s not forget the all-important container issue. The cups containing the Kool-Aid must be biodegradable recycled post-consumer paper. And absolutely NO refined sugar can be used in the Kool-Aid either, I mean, that stuff can kill you!


As for the flavor of the Kool-Aid, after twenty seven exhausting state plenaries, nineteen national committee phone conferences, and seven spectacular email flame wars containing over 135,931 emails - many of which were cross-posted to people who never wanted to be a part of the argument in the first place, who then sent another 52,259 emails saying ‘take me off this thread NOW’ - it was consensed that people could drink any flavor except lime green.


Seriously though, after the election is over, and the Cobb nomination has bellyflopped and the DemoGreens have skedaddled back to their mothership, the Green Party may well then revive itself and return to its activist roots. This current adversity will cull the weak ones, leaving the hardy to thrive and bloom in the future.

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Miami Herald: Thousands of eligible…

Miami Herald: Thousands of eligible voters are on felon list



More than 2,100 Florida voters — many of them black Democrats — could be wrongly barred from voting in November because Tallahassee elections officials included them on a list of felons potentially ineligible to vote, a Herald investigation has found.


Now who would benefit from black Democrats being illegally purged from Florida voter rolls??? Hmmm…

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