Day June 5, 2003

The perfect gift for the paranoid imperialist! The Talon Riot Control Vehicle, now on eBay! “Fully bulletproof all round to withstand sustained fire from a Kalashnikov AK47, has 3 engines, one the main 8.2L turbo-diesel drive engine, the second a…

Martha indicted, resigns “Martha Stewart resigned Wednesday as chairman and CEO of the company she founded, just hours after a federal indictment accused her and her former stockbroker of lying to investigators who were probing her profitable sale of ImClone…

Sympathetic judge gives pot guru one day in jail “Showing unexpected leniency, a judge sentenced “ganja guru” Ed Rosenthal on Wednesday to a day in jail for growing marijuana in violation of federal law because the pot advocate believed its…

What running for President has become “When Dick Gephardt told me a few months ago that he spends seven to eight hours a day, seven days a week making fundraising calls, I was so shocked I had to ask him…