The perfect gift for the…

The perfect gift for the paranoid imperialist!

The Talon Riot Control Vehicle, now on eBay!

“Fully bulletproof all round to withstand sustained fire from a Kalashnikov AK47, has 3 engines, one the main 8.2L turbo-diesel drive engine, the second a diesel generator to power 240V and the 11000V electrified hull outside, and a Nissan gasoline car engine to power the water cannon.

600 gallon water tank, full 180 degree remote controlled water cannon, separate tanks for the addition of skin irritant and/or dye.

11000V electrified panels and grilles to discourage climbers.”

Lots more too!