Day April 15, 2003

Do NOT attempt to stop a  New Yorker from smoking “Bouncer ‘killed over smoking ban’. A New York bouncer has been stabbed to death after trying to enforce a new city-wide smoking ban, police say. “

Whew, all Iraqi oil is now Safe For Democracy “War on Iraq: All Iraqi oilfields under coalition control. The US military says all of Iraq’s oil fields are in areas controlled by coalition forces.”

Guess where U.S. did NOT allow looting in Baghdad? Virtually all government buildings in Baghdad have been pillaged and destroyed. However, now hold on for this shocker, U.S. tanks and troops protected the Ministries of Oil and the Interior. “US…

Afghanistan faces return of Taliban “The Taliban have re-emerged in force in Afghanistan, with attacks on American bases and the first direct hit on the headquarters of the international peace-keeping forces in Kabul.”

The fiends “Mean scientists dash hopes of life on Mars A team of cold-hearted, killjoy scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory callously announced Monday that the likelihood of complex life on Mars is “extraordinarily low,” dashing the hopes of the…