You just can’t make this…

You just can’t make this stuff up…

God Predicts Bush Will Win.

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said “he believes God has told him President Bush will be re-elected in a ‘blowout’ in November,” the AP reports.

Says Robertson: “The Lord has just blessed him. I mean, he could make terrible mistakes and comes out of it. It doesn’t make any difference what he does, good or bad, God picks him up because he’s a man of prayer and God’s blessing him.”

Well Mr. Roberston, God just told me (via email, a fax, AND text messaging to my cell phone) that Howard Dean will whomp Dubya’s sorry butt come November – so there!

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